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About Me Member Pornographic Connoisseur Narbred20/Male/Belgium Recent Activity Deviant for 3 Years
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Randomness

Thu Jul 30, 2009, 12:10 PM
aka stereotypical male and female actions

Your guy side:

[x] You woke up with a boner.(every day because I drink too much before I go to sleep)
[x] You're taller than 5'5". (5.94 actually)
[ ] You don't hesitate to hit a bitch. (My hands would itch like hell but hey , who hits a girl)
[ ] You like to get drunk and fight. (i have a reason not to get drunk anymore)
[ ] You drink beer. (hate the beer love the vodka)
[x] MEAT!
[ ] There are tissues close to your bed.
[x] You wear clothes that are larger than they need to be.
[x] You like dinosaurs.
[ ] You love sports. Always.
[x] Video games are better than the mall. (humming the mario bro tune)
[x] You curse like a sailor. (dropped to young at a buidling site)
[x] You scratch your nuts in public.(when it itch you scratch , action reaction for the love of ... )
[x] Your favorite color is either Black, Blue, Green, or Red.
[ ] Your father told you about sex. (I proudly found out myself)
[x] You can grow facial hair.(its everywhere I don't want it to be)
[ ] You like going to strip clubs, to see bewbs.(too hypnotizing)
[ ] You used to/still do collect pokemon/digimon cards, but not because there cute.
[x] You can lift over 60 lbs from the ground.(Makes me feel like superman)
[ ] You tend to be the one people call when there is a bug in the room.
[ ] You attended prom to get laid.
[x] You devise complex plots and schemes so that you can see bewbs.( Is manipulating allowed ?)
[x] You show off bruises like badges of honor. (so the girls can kiss the sore spots for sure)
[ ] You've had at least one dream about Chuck Norris.

Boi Score - 13

Your girl side:

[ ] You get a period. (nananananananaaaaa)
[ ] People say you're short.
[x] You call attractive females "sluts". (because they are)
[ ] You take an hour (+) to get ready for the day.
[ ] You act like you can drink with the guys, but typically pass out.
[x] You don't eat unless someone else eats as much as you do, or more.
[ ] You wear make-up daily. (too much work , too lazy)
[x] You care about what you look like. (Lots of competition out there)
[x] You can cook and clean. (can cook the best eggs in town xD)
[x] You NEED like more than 2 pairs of shoes. ( I won't be tacking my nike's to work now would I)
[x] You like to spend money with your friends.(actually more ON my friends)
[x] You like wearing body spray/perfume. (YUP , player style too)
[x] Your skin is soft. (honey overdose)
[ ] Your favorite color is Pink or Purple.
[ ] Your mom told you about sex.
[x] You looked at yourself in the mirror and questioned your beauty, or lack there of. (especially when I'm beat up)
[ ] You use your bewbs to your advantage.
[ ] You are/were in cheerleading, gymnastics or dance.
[ ] You have multiple purses, to match outfits.
[ ] You freak out when you see bugs in the room.
[ ] You consider spending money a hobby.
[ ] You attended prom, to dress up.
[ ] Used to play with dolls as little kid.
[x] You had a dream you dated Johnny Depp. (ahoy matey , care to board my black pearl ?)

Gurl score- 9

  • Listening to: and one - military fashion show
  • Watching: my computerscreen numbskull
  • Playing: guildwars & bioschock

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Devious Info

  • Current Residence: Zelzate
  • Interests: Anime , Manga
  • Favourite movie: Origine and Howl's moving castle
  • Favourite band or musician: D'espairs Ray
  • Favourite genre of music: J-rock , Visual Key , J-pop , trance , groove , electro , house , techno , hard tek , ...
  • Favourite artist: Who cares who he is huh ?
  • Favourite poet or writer: Me myself and I ^^,
  • Favourite photographer: N/A
  • Favourite style of art: Anime
  • Operating System: Windows XP , Vista sucked
  • MP3 player of choice: Creative Muvo T100
  • Shell of choice: My skin
  • Wallpaper of choice: My home made shit
  • Skin of choice: Who gives you impurity
  • Favourite game: Final Fantasy , Disgaea , Resistance , Fallout
  • Favourite gaming platform: Ps2 & Ps3
  • Favourite cartoon character: Naruto , Ichigo & Shinta
  • Personal Quote: Euhm ?o.O
  • Tools of the Trade: my mother's dildo

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Comments


:iconporcelainmarionette:
You've been tagged!

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I dream a lot. I do more painting when I'm not painting. It's in the subconscious.
:: Andrew Wyeth ::

Believe it or not, I can actually draw.
:: Jean Michel Basquiat ::
:iconnarbred:
How do you mean i've been tagged ?
Is it some sort of game or something otherwise I WILL tag you back

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[ : Somethimes ... : ]
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:iconeelea:
Thanks a lot for the :+fav:
:hug:

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English? What's that? Can I eat this?
(Come on guys! I'm from Germany, that explains everything! >.< )
:iconpikachus-revenge:
Random "Hi"

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If you DO NOT support LeeGaa by any means, put this in your sig.
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"What is love"~Gaara
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I'm a wyvern ninja of the Village Hidden in the blazing fl
:iconporcelainmarionette:
Merry Christmas!

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I dream a lot. I do more painting when I'm not painting. It's in the subconscious.
:: Andrew Wyeth ::

Believe it or not, I can actually draw.
:: Jean Michel Basquiat ::
:iconsumitora:
Thank you so much for the +watch~ :heart: :hug:
:iconnarbred:
No comments ... gah i feel down right now :'(
:iconporcelainmarionette:
I love your little characters xD

--
I dream a lot. I do more painting when I'm not painting. It's in the subconscious.
:: Andrew Wyeth ::

Believe it or not, I can actually draw.
:: Jean Michel Basquiat ::
:iconmanganiac:
many thanks mister! =D

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